MY Wii-FIT TELLS ME SO
(To be sung to the tune "Jesus Loves Me")
I'm a lard-o, this I know,
For my Wii-Fit tells me so.
Overweight and out of shape--
Where's that old Pilates tape?
CHORUS
"You are a fatte,
Lay off the latte,
No Christmas pate!"
My Wii-Fit tells me so.
Excess pounds are such a curse
Prior to December first!
Candies, cookies, cakes ahead,
Weight loss fantasies are dead!
REPEAT CHORUS
Thank you. Thank you very much. (A sweating, out-of-breath Don flings his scarf at the audience.)
9 comments:
you are hilarious...
that was really funny! my Wii Fit told me the same thing...
That's why I don't buy one of those things. LOL
but, wii fit works. i'm down 40 lbs since june 2008. you won't recognize me at ncmc this year.
Awesome! I always knew you were a lyricist of the highest caliber! :)
oh, how so very true!!
oh, how so very true!!
i think we might need to find a way to work this into a weekend service. :)
I LOVE THE SONG--- IT IS GREAT-You are tooooo funny!!!!!
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