THIS IS WHO WE ARE

This is what we do for the joy of the King,
For His peaceable Kingdom,
For a world in despair.
And this is why we bring any hope we can give,
Any bread from the table,
Any touch of His hand.
This is what we do.
This is where we go.
This is why we sing.
This is how we live.
This is who we are.


Sunday, November 30, 2008

My Wii-Fit Tells Me So

My recent experience on Brian and Jennifer's Wii-Fit inspired the words of this new holiday hit.  

MY Wii-FIT TELLS ME SO
(To be sung to the tune "Jesus Loves Me")

I'm a lard-o, this I know,
For my Wii-Fit tells me so.
Overweight and out of shape--
Where's that old Pilates tape?

CHORUS
"You are a fatte,
Lay off the latte,
No Christmas pate!"
My Wii-Fit tells me so.

Excess pounds are such a curse
Prior to December first!
Candies, cookies, cakes ahead,
Weight loss fantasies are dead!

REPEAT CHORUS

Thank you.  Thank you very much.  (A sweating, out-of-breath Don flings his scarf at the audience.)

9 comments:

johnsonandjohnson said...

you are hilarious...

Heidi said...

that was really funny! my Wii Fit told me the same thing...

Alvin said...

That's why I don't buy one of those things. LOL

jared said...

but, wii fit works. i'm down 40 lbs since june 2008. you won't recognize me at ncmc this year.

VikingMom said...

Awesome! I always knew you were a lyricist of the highest caliber! :)

Brenda said...

oh, how so very true!!

Brenda said...

oh, how so very true!!

Kristi said...

i think we might need to find a way to work this into a weekend service. :)

Angie said...

I LOVE THE SONG--- IT IS GREAT-You are tooooo funny!!!!!