Driving home today, I nearly wrecked the car from laughing so much! (Not really even close to wrecking the car--but I WAS laughing pretty darn hard!)
I was listening to KRLA and this commercial about a "prostate specialist" came on. The gist of the commercial was funny enough until they announced the name of the sponsoring doctor--an L.A. specialist named DR. POOGASH!!!! I don't know why, but I felt like a 5th grader laughing at a possibly "off-color" joke. But a prostate doctor named "Poogash" is seriously funny in my sick little old-guy mind.
It consequently spawned a bunch of "what-if" doctor names in my head:
Proctologist - Dr. Krack (he would share offices with Dr. Poogash)
Internist - Dr. Gutman
Anesthesiologist - Dr. Dozer
Dentist - Dr. Moeller
Pediatrician - Dr. Kidman or Dr. Childe
Podiatrist - Dr. Foote or Dr. Bunyan
Obstetrician - Dr. Storke
Ophthalmologist - Dr. Iris
As you might expect, I have a great one for another speciality, but I'll keep that one to myself.
My vasectomy was performed by Dr. Richard Reed. I am not making that up. I'm glad to see that even Dr. Don has an eight grade boy way down deep.
ReplyDeleteYou don't know me, I'm a friend of Heidi's who is "blog-stalking". You may not even check any of these old blogs, but here goes: my sons pediatrician missed his calling, his name was Dr. Hymen. No Kidding.
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