Sunday, November 30, 2008

My Wii-Fit Tells Me So

My recent experience on Brian and Jennifer's Wii-Fit inspired the words of this new holiday hit.  

MY Wii-FIT TELLS ME SO
(To be sung to the tune "Jesus Loves Me")

I'm a lard-o, this I know,
For my Wii-Fit tells me so.
Overweight and out of shape--
Where's that old Pilates tape?

CHORUS
"You are a fatte,
Lay off the latte,
No Christmas pate!"
My Wii-Fit tells me so.

Excess pounds are such a curse
Prior to December first!
Candies, cookies, cakes ahead,
Weight loss fantasies are dead!

REPEAT CHORUS

Thank you.  Thank you very much.  (A sweating, out-of-breath Don flings his scarf at the audience.)
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9 comments:

  1. johnsonandjohnsonNovember 30, 2008 at 10:06 AM

    you are hilarious...

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  2. HeidiNovember 30, 2008 at 10:23 AM

    that was really funny! my Wii Fit told me the same thing...

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  3. AlvinNovember 30, 2008 at 11:24 AM

    That's why I don't buy one of those things. LOL

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  4. jaredNovember 30, 2008 at 11:28 AM

    but, wii fit works. i'm down 40 lbs since june 2008. you won't recognize me at ncmc this year.

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  5. VikingMomNovember 30, 2008 at 11:33 AM

    Awesome! I always knew you were a lyricist of the highest caliber! :)

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  6. BrendaNovember 30, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    oh, how so very true!!

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  7. BrendaNovember 30, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    oh, how so very true!!

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  8. KristiDecember 1, 2008 at 9:06 PM

    i think we might need to find a way to work this into a weekend service. :)

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  9. Angie GibsonDecember 4, 2008 at 7:53 AM

    I LOVE THE SONG--- IT IS GREAT-You are tooooo funny!!!!!

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